Hey there! Joshua, from England.

You'll find anything on here. Well, most things. I throw out unpopular opinions faster than Lady Gaga doing something that gets people calling her crazy.

May be a little NSFW sometimes.

dalf:

A quick guide for all you non-british BBC fans.

I’m British, and I’ve never heard the ones “slappy ham” or “clammy rogers”.

dalf:

A quick guide for all you non-british BBC fans.

I’m British, and I’ve never heard the ones “slappy ham” or “clammy rogers”.

bisousethiboux:


you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

what is air

Now you’re just some Subway that I used to know

bisousethiboux:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

what is air

Now you’re just some Subway that I used to know

(Source: butterflynet)

7 days.

The Hunger Games are coming.

  • Son: Hey dad, I found some old games in the basement. Can I have them?
  • Me: Yeah go ahead. What are they?
  • Son: I think they're called Umineko no Naku Koro ni.
  • Me:
  • Son:
  • Me:
  • Son:
  • Me:
  • Son:
  • Me: Battler, go get your sister Beatrice. It's about time I told you a story.
She’s…
quite pretty *u*

She’s…

quite pretty *u*

[There are some words, of course that are better left unsaid— but not, I believe, the word uttered by my niece, a word which here means that the story is over.] Beatrice.

Lemony Snicket, The End (thank you, oliversarmada)